Jokes for 2 Minutes

An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, jeans,
ten gallon hat, spurs, and chaps was sitting
in a bar sipping his whiskey when a beautiful young woman
walked in and sat down next to him.
After a few minutes she turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy"?


"Well," he replied, "I've spent my whole life
on the ranch, herding cattle, breaking horses,
mending fences and such, so I reckon I am."


After a short time he turned to the young woman
and asked, "What're you, young lady?"


"I've never been on a ranch", she replied,
"so I'm certainly no cowboy. I'm a lesbian",
she went on. "I've spent my whole life thinking about
other women. As soon as I get up in the
morning I start to think of women. When I eat I think of women.
When I shower I think of women.
When I watch TV I think of women.
When I sleep I dream of women.
Everything seems to make me think of women."
A short time later the young woman left
and an older couple came in and sat down next to the
cowboy. In a few minutes they turned to the cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought that I was,
but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

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An elder butler of the emperor (A castrated
man working for the emperor) saw Mr. Paijo wearing
leather jacket and holding a fan (A custom of scholars).
The butler says to Mr. Paijo : "Little scholar,
wear leather, hold summer fan, have you read
the book Spring and Autumn?"

Mr. Paijo hears the butler's southern accent
and replies: " Old butler, born in the South,
Comes to North, is that thing still with you?"

On another day, Mr. Paijo is out walking with friends,
he says to his friends that he can make the woman,
the owner of a restaurant, laugh with one sentence
and then makes her angry with another sentence.
They don't believe him, so they
put the bet on a table of banquet.

Mr. Paijo then walks to doorway of the store and towards
the watch dog in front of the store and says:
"Dad!" ; The woman paused a moment, and then
covers her mouth and laughs. Mr. Paijo then walks
towards her and also towards the woman
and says :" Mom!" ......

Therefore, he wins a table of banquet.

:D